We have been saddened by a spate of strange episodes of vandalism on the Green and neighbouring land.
A chainsaw has been used to sever the trunks of nearly two dozen trees in an apparently random manner.
The trees range in size from 3″ diameter oaks up to a 65 year old 50′ ash. The Police are very concerned and at the time of writing are continuing their enquiries.
To add to the strangeness, a small cannabis nursery was discovered whilst checking for tree damage!
The Police have, of course, removed the plants and equipment and are keeping a close eye on the situation.